...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
