some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
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