So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
it's great music for shaving your balls
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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