I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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