im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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