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I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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