Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
