1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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