i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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