Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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