doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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