Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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