She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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