at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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