Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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