don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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