I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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