I wannas sexs uuuuu
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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