i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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