My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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