i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Randomize
