He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
