Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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