It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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