We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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