yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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