Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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