naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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