btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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