I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
bring money and cleavage
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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