How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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