why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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