i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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