Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
His nipple licking is glorious
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