I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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