What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
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