eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
whose parrot is this?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
