JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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