Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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