Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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