I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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