Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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