You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Its about making memories worth repressing
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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