I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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