I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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