She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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