Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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