i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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