normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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