I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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