let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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