Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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